It’s a flask, what are you really expecting as a description? It’s black and has our logo on it, you’re welcome.
However, we know what you’re here for so let’s do it. Tired of drinking out of cups? Looking to add some mystery to your behavior like Mad Eye Moody? (He’s from Harry Potter you uncultured goober, it’s been 26 years since the book came out so there’s no excuse)
We have the solution for you! It’s sleek, it’s black, and it even has a badass logo on it. Now you’ve got a way to keep liquor in your pocket like a proper alcoholic! Or just use it out at dinner when you want that buzz but you’re too cheap to pay unreasonable prices for drinks. We’re not judging you for that, speaking from experience a bottomless soft drink is way cheaper when improved under the table by your secret stash. Plus with the money you save, you can buy more knives so you’re welcome!
It’s a flask, what are you really expecting as a description? It’s black and has our logo on it, you’re welcome.
However, we know what you’re here for so let’s do it. Tired of drinking out of cups? Looking to add some mystery to your behavior like Mad Eye Moody? (He’s from Harry Potter you uncultured goober, it’s been 26 years since the book came out so there’s no excuse)
We have the solution for you! It’s sleek, it’s black, and it even has a badass logo on it. Now you’ve got a way to keep liquor in your pocket like a proper alcoholic! Or just use it out at dinner when you want that buzz but you’re too cheap to pay unreasonable prices for drinks. We’re not judging you for that, speaking from experience a bottomless soft drink is way cheaper when improved under the table by your secret stash. Plus with the money you save, you can buy more knives so you’re welcome!